cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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(Source: cakejam)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
yeahbarbie:

That’s not what I look like motherfucker.
actionables:

romance is alive
vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(Source: stealmyghoul)

realenoshima:

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COCK-A-DOODLE—

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do you think im sexy

(Source: myrweathered)