unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(Source: bradick)

Hey guyss. How are ya? Well, I made an instagram for some of my nail work if you would like to follow that. :)

yasline_nailedit

(Source: beyondhighh)

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

niyacrossing:

This is an obamanation

(Source: uglyshrub)

bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: faypunk)